[Featuring Young Mugzi]

Step right up!

From the East to the West from the North to the South

Sign up right'ere your scheduled membership

to the drinkin club

Uhh...

*chorus*

They got you soaked (that's right)

I see your cup up (drink it to em)

Let's get drunk

and get my fortune out of my drinking club

[E 40]

E 40 in the C L I C

Stuck up in the house party top celebrity

Burpin and gurpin gelchin the bourbon, lurkin around

I'm seein all kinda broads, from outta town

Uhh, top hots, tycoons, big cheeses

Plus the perpetual jahahnjawel priestess

Homies and lurkers and things like that up under the vertical shade

Rovers in lamborghinis swimming pink bikinis, lingerie

Tryin to knock her big ass by all bus lights on Fridays

If you're not a member of my drinking club, sideways

What kind of motherfuckin perculatoins you niggaz got

up in the refridgerator?

Who wanna join my drinkin club, sign up the legislature

Might not know how to read and write but I do know how to count money

You can call me Lieutenant Fuck a Hoe but all the ruskie runny

You can dip but don't screw up, speakers on sub

Beat your ass, my drinking club

*chorus w/ variations* 2X

[Young Mugzi]

I got you perved on some of the righteous, who's the tightest

I'm down with pipes fifth and gallons of the finest nitrous

Oh girl now pass the joint to the nigga big head

Where I hear about your scheamin but the rotations I don't jinn

Who dog sin? Big fin is what I'm rollin

You know how I do, I got bunny boo boo grippin and totin

Fools be pimpin, we guaranteed to have you spittin

Bobcat tight, while I'm pullin secure out my linen

I'm nothin but a baller, alkaholic b