Missed me, missed me

Now you've got to kiss me

If you kiss me, mister, I might tell my sister

If I tell her, mister, she might tell my mother

And my mother, mister, just might tell my father

And my father, mister, he won't be too happy

And he'll have his lawyer come up from the city

And arrest you, mister,

So I wouldnt miss me if you get me, mister, see?

Missed me, missed me,

Now you've got to kiss me

If you kiss me, mister,

You must think I'm pretty

If you think so, mister,

You must want to fuck me

If you fuck me, mister,

It must mean you love me

If you love me, mister,

You would never leave me

It's as simple as can be!

Missed me, missed me,

Now you've got to kiss me

If you miss me, mister,

Why do you keep leaving

If you trick me, mister,

I will make you suffer

And they'll get you, mister,

Put you in the slammer and forget

you, mister,

Then I think you'll miss me,

Won't you miss me

Won't you miss me

Missed me, missed me,

Now you've got to kiss me

If you kiss me, mister,

Take responsibility

I'm fragile, mister,

Just like any girl would be

and so misunderstood (so treat me delicately!)

Missed me, missed me,

Now you've gone and done it

Hope you're happy in the county penitentiary

It serves you right for kissing little girls but I will visit if you miss me

Do you miss me? MISS ME??

How's the food they feed you??

Do you miss me?

Will you kiss me through the window?

Do you MISS ME? MISS ME??!!

Will they ever let you go???

I miss my mister so!!