I can′t believe we're finally alone

I can′t believe I almost went home

What are the chances? Everyone's dancingAnd he's not with you

The universe must have divined this

What am I gonna do

Not grab your wrist?

I could be a better boyfriend than him

I could do the shit that he never did

Up all night, I won′t quit

Thinking I′m gonna steal you from him

I could be such a gentleman

Plus all my clothes would fit

I could be a better boyfriend

I don't need to tell you twice

All the ways he can′t suffice

If I could give you some advice

I would leave with me tonight

The universe must have divined this, mmm, mmm

Ladies first, baby, I insist

I could be a better boyfriend than him

I could do the shit that he never did

Up all night, I won't quit

Thinking I′m gonna steal you from him

I could be such a gentleman

Plus all my clothes would fit

I could be a better boyfriend than him

I could be a better boyfriend

I never would have left you alone

Here on your own glued to your phone

Never would have left you alone

For someone else to take you home

I could be a better boyfriend than him

I could do the shit that he never did

Up all night, I won't quit

I′m gonna steal you from him

I could be such a gentleman

Plus you know my clothes would fit

I could be a better boyfriend than him

I could do the shit that he never did

Up all night, I won't quit

Thinking I'm gonna steal you from him

I could be such a gentleman

Plus all my clothes would fit