Note:

D = Doug E Fresh

R = MC Ricky D (aka Slick Rick)

B = Both

G = Get Fresh Crew

Intro

Ladies and Gentleman...the most exciting stage show you've ever

witnessed...appearing live...Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew.

Verse 1

R: Excuse me Doug E Fresh...

D: Yes!

R: Have you ever seen a show with fellas on the mic

with one minute rhymes that don't come out right

They bite

D: They never write

R: That's not polite. Am I lyin'?

D: No, you're quite right

R: Well tonight on this very mic you're about to hear

B: We swear, the best darn rappers of the year

R: So!

D: So!

R: Cheerio!

D: Yell...

R: Scream...

B: Bravo! Also, if you didn't know this is called The Show

Verse 2

R: A-yo, Doug

D: What?

R: Put ya Bally's on

D: Yo, Rick, I was about to but I need a shoehorn

R: Why?

D: Because these shoes always hurt my corns

R: Six minutes...six minutes...six minutes Doug E Fresh, you're on

Uh uh on, Uh uh on, Uh uh-uh uh-uh uh uh on

Uh uh on, Uh uh on, Uh uh-uh uh-uh uh uh on

Ooh ooh ooh, uh uh on

D: Here we go...

G: Here we go...

D: Come on...

G: Come on...

D: A-here we go...

G: Here we go...

D: Come on...

G: Come on...

D: Yo! Where's Will and Barr?

R: Well I don't know, they're late

Told em them the time...oh, I forgot the date

D: Man you did it again, oh no!

G: No, here we go, come on

Here we go, come on

Here we go, did we miss t