Evolution's been kind to you

You're indeed a bright baboon

Howl, moan, and forage for food

Under a blood red moon

Convulse and spit upon the floor

Just swallow that key, close the door

And no one will harm you anymore

You know how much I'd hate to kill you

So has life been kind to you

Or do you feel a bit subdued

Is your mind at once at ease

Are you everything you hoped to be

Convulse and spit upon the floor

Just swallow that key, close the door

Shut up shut up don't make a sound

We don't want to have to put you to the ground

Cannibals and carnivores

I'll hang these antlers proudly

My freezer's full of meat

I've down right stumbled on to

Deal of the century

Crack a tin of wheat and barley

And now my stomach's full

Plenty of porno handy

To cock and bull

Mother nature bends you over

Then it's over yes it's over

Walking upright with composure

Mother nature bends you over

I hold my head up high

From a reclined position

Absorb magnetic waves

From a big screen television

Feed my x-rated eyes

With sweet perverted play

I'm simply passing time

All night and everyday

Mother nature bends you over

Then it's over yes it's over

Walking upright with composure

Mother nature bends you over

Flooded town will keep you sober

As mother nature bends you over

A cataclysm overturning

Resume position now you're learning

Evolution's been kind to you

You're at home in a warm cocoon

Submissive and immune

Under a blood red moon

Convulse and spit upon the floor

Just swallow that key, close the door

No one will harm you anymore

You know how much I'd hate to kill you