I get a kick from arsenic

strychnine does the trick

cyanide gets me fried

hemlock only makes me sick

nothing ever gets me off

i'm overbored.

down a double shot of drano

chase it with a glass of piss

drink a mickey full of javex

look into the great abyss

nothing really turns me on

i'm overbored, man, overboard.

minutes seem like seconds

seconds feel like hours

and the days go on forever

but the years fly by

shoot me up - shut me down

man overboard

shut me up - shoot me down

man overboard

so detached and disconnected

i'm as dull as i expected