And the man keeps sayin´ ´Do you take this woman

to be your awful wedded wife?´ Heh, heh

And then I started thinkin´ about no more winkin´

At the pretty little gals a-boppin´ by.

No more dancin´ and new romancin´

Lord, it made me want to sit down and cry.

Aw, no pool shootin´ and a rootin´ and a-tootin´

With the boys if I take you for my wife.

I can´t go no place, I gotta look at your face

For the rest of my dog gone life.

This is it!

Ah, honey, what am I doin´ here in the first place?

You knooooooow I don´t go for this marraige bit!

I was only kiddin´! Hahahahahahaha

And there´s your daddy sittin´ over there with a shotgun

layin´ across his lap

And a big smile on his ugly face.

And the man keeps sayin´ ´Are you gonna take this woman or aintcha?´

Well, then I started thinkin´ about no more winkin´

At the pretty little gals a-boppin´ by.

No more dancin´ and new romancin´

Lord, it made me want to sit down and cry.

Aw, no pool shootin´ and a rootin´ and a-tootin´

With the boys if I take you for my wife.

I can´t go no place, I gotta look at your face

For the rest of my dog gone life.

This is it!

Honey, what´s this jazz about Love, Honor, and Obey?

That cat´s talkin´ to me! Heheheh

And look at all these good lookin´ bride maids standin´ around, heh

Hellllllo, baaaby!

And the man in charge keeps sayin´ ´Looky here,

do you take this woman or dontcha?´

Well, then I started thinkin´ about no more winkin´

At the pretty little gals a-boppin´ by.

No more dancin´ and new romancin´

Lord, it made me want to sit down and cry.

Aw, no pool shootin´ and a rootin´ and a-tootin´

With the boys if I take you for my wife.

I can´t go no place, I gotta look at your face

For the rest of my dog gone life.

This is it!

And the man keeps sayin´ ´Look here, do you take this woman or dontcha?´

And I say ´Partnah, I don´t believe I do. Let me outa here!