Table for two, that′s all sorted

I played the man, and you bought it

We'll talk over glass, like I own itGive me an inch, I′ll postpone it

So take a deep breath, a big stretch, baby

It'll feel like a movie (maybe)

A pep talk in a bathroom corner

Do I down the gin, stick to water?

You met another, God, I'm my mother

Think it′s in my blood

Yeah, I date like Walmart, bootleg class bitch

Any chips or nuts for the hostage

So what the f- did I miss?

Why the f- did we kiss? (Hey!)

I got weird when we made out (yeah)

What a goddamn kiss to think about

Poured a drink all over my wiring

Short a fuse, all cylinders firing

It got weird when we made out (yeah)

Clearly, I′ve got shit to figure out

Baby, baby, please don't hate me

Call me up again, I won′t get weird

Babe, what's the deal, do you like me?

Why do karma and girls love to bite me?

I still wait for that pressure to ripen

Guess "hot goddamn mess" is your type then

A pep talk in a bathroom corner

Do I down the gin, stick to water?

You met another, God, I′m my mother

Think it's in my blood

Yeah, just sit there, tell me I′m attractive

Is she a date or a captive?

And I don't know why

Makin' out just made me cry (hey!)

I got weird when we made out (yeah)

What a goddamn kiss to think about

Poured a drink all over my wiring

Short a fuse, all cylinders firing

It got weird when we made out

Clearly, I′ve got shit to figure out (I got shit to figure out)

Baby, baby, please don′t hate me

Call me up again, I won't get weird

I won′t get weird

Oh, call me up again, I won't get weird

No one told me

′Cause I stumbled

Where's the reference?

(Hmm)

That′s the old me

God forgive her

Hyped it up

Through a dream

Held your hand

Suppressed a scream

Oh baby, please believe me

Let's not make it deeper than it needs to be

I got weird when we made out (yeah)

What a goddamn kiss to think about (why we made out)

Poured a drink all over my wiring

Short a fuse, all cylinders firing

It got weird when we made out

Clearly, I've got shit to figure out (I got shit to figure out)

Baby, baby, please don′t hate me

Call me up again

I won′t get weird