[Featuring Biz Markie]

(Humpty Hump)

Good googily goo

Look what the cat dragged in

The mack's back in we snap crack in

We got the jokes for you

Uh look who the Hump bumped into

The old one two rhyme sayer the paper maker

Biz lay the vapours

(Biz Markie)

I'm the vapour sprayer for the himilayas

The M iza A ya R iza K aya

I'm the mayor

Leavin' emcees in a ditch

(Humpty Hump)

So get ready, we 'bout to start a fight in this bitch

(Biz Markie)

Humpty dumpty had a fight with his moms

He broke both her legs and both of her arms

Tidy Bowl Man tried to throw a fit

I told his punk ass he was full of Shhhh...

(Humpty Hump)

Shut your mouth biz

See you're allways trying to take it further

I heard you bit a burger, with a funky worm in it

well you had to play stupid 'cause you didn't clear the sample

and lordy lord, got you pushing hot dogs

(Biz Markie)

Tupac was the only one that was living large

And Humpty your nose is a two-car garage

I know you got sooooul

I heard you don't eat pussy you be eatin' booty hole

(Humpty Hump)

No my nose be in the booty, my tounge be in her vertical smile

I heard your sister had sex with Colin Powell

(Biz Markie)

Your moms don't brush her teeth

I heard her breath was strong

(Humpty Hump)

Yo you wrong

(Both)

Why can't we just get along?

Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends

Why can't we just get along?

Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends

The odd couple

(Biz Markie)

The city so nice, they had to name it twice

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