There are some things I have learned in my recent past that I'm excited to share with you tonight,

and one thing I've realized is that we all want to leave behind a legacy;

we all want to be remembered for something. And then I was thinking going,

“How can I be remembered?”

and then I suddenly realized you can do it on a daily bases,

even if it's one on one with people.

For example, the other day, I saw a young boy, and he was eating an ice cream cone,

I ran up and I smashed it into his face, I leaned in, I go,

“You remember me forever!” and I ran away.

Cause you know when he's 50, he's gonna be like, “One day a man ran up to me,

I did not know this man, he smashed my treat into my eyes.

And he pointed and said, 'You fuckin remember me forever.'

” But I did not say fuckin, I did not say that.

He added fuckin to make the story more intense and interesting.

He deserves to have ice cream smashed in his face, cause he's a lying 50 year old man.

I did NOT say fuckin.