Pigman

My name′s Dan and I'm a

PigmanLet me show you around the Nether

Pigman

My name′s Dan, and I'm a pigman hanging with my pigman gang

And we'll be found underground, deep down in the Nether

Nether region covered by a brown bit of leather

With a wibble and a wobble, through the purple portal

You′re living in a world that′ll hurt all mortals

Stay alert or you'll hurtle and fall in a gorge

And the gore that results will be awful

Caution!

You better be warned to be cautious

Never snort Nether wart in the Nether fortress

Hope you thought to have brought enough torches

This isn′t the sort of resort to be thoughtless

Enduring it will take up all your resources

You could end up on the floor feeling nauseous

Did you fall for us, of course, this is courtship?

No? Soz your Lordship

I thought we could all kiss

Fed up and we're bored of you calling us porkers

We′re the pigmen and we're all frigging gorgeous

Pigman

My name′s Dan and I'm a

Pigman

Let me show you around the Nether

Pigman

My name's Dan, and I′m a pigman hanging with my pigman gang

Where the pigmen live in a den with other

Pigmen

I consider my friends, you′ll find the

Pigmen

In the obsidian dimension where the pigmen live in a

Big pig pen

The other pigmen claim I'm a clever clogs

So let me tell you all about the other nether mobs

In the Nether I wonder whether you′ve ever seen a

Wither with a skeleton, with a wither skeleton

Have you ever been aghast at a ghast as it blasts

Burning gas at your ass that could shatter a glass

So attack

And when the thing disappears

It can actually bring you to tears like a sad book

Or some tragic news, or perhaps a man hug

From a magma cube, I assume that isn't gonna happen again

Like a baby pig sat on the back of a hen

Be warned of the lust for chasing the blaze rod

Or you′ll end up more lost than a stray dog

In trouble, lava bubbles like a hot tub of radox

You're just another name jotted in the case log

Longer than the list of the mobs in this place

There′s plenty more brought friends to play with

Have you fought 20 blazes, avoided enderman gazes?

Attempt to make sense of the empty page

Though the map won't show how immense this cave is

Like Big Ben, it's surrounded by pig men

Oooh! Political, can you tell what I did then?

Pigman

My name′s Dan and I′m a

Pigman

Let me show you around the Nether

Pigman

My name's Dan, and I′m a pigman hanging with my pigman gang

Where the pigmen live in a den with other

Pigmen

I consider my friends, you'll find the

Pigmen

In the obsidian dimension where the pigmen live in a

Big pig pen

Pig pig men, pig pig men

Pig pig men, piggy pig pig men

Pig pig men, pig pig men

Piggedy piggedy piggedy piggedy pig pig men

(I can′t do it, I can't do it)