have you ever in your life experienced a day

where nothing at all seems to go your way

no matter how hard you try to get out of the rut

you just could not break the string of bad luck

a day where Murphy's law takes over your life

and you just can't seem to do a darn thing right

and when the day was over you just had to say

you said man it's just one of those days

my day started off kind of cool

I brushed my teeth I comed my hair and I got dressed and went to school

I stopped at the store for a breakfast snack

a tasty cake and orange juice and a bubble yum pack

about that point I proceeded to class

I spoke to all the pretty girls that I passed

I went to my room which was on the first floor

I had no idea what I was in for

I sat in my desk and minded my own business

someone knocked on the door the teacher said who is it

this girl walked in my imigination ran wild

she stole my heart just by the way that she smiled

I couldn't resist so I grabbed her butt

she said what's wrong with you fool are you some kind of nut

the teacher turned around while my arm was extended

she looked me in the face and said Prince you're suspended

I said your tripping it's just a bad habit

she put it in my face she must've wanted me to grab it

I pleaded my case but she wrote the pink slip

then I just shoke my head I said I don't beleive this

she sent me to the head of the discipline staff

I tried to play it off so I started to laugh

I said ha ha this story is great

it's a big misunderstanding one big mistake

he didn't think that it was funny he didn't even smile

he said mmm mmm mmm you're an unlucky child

I stopped laughing and I said why is that