I want a big red nose I want some floppy shoes

I want a squirtin' flower squirt it on you

Like all the bad clowns do

I want to juggle bowling pins in the sun

I want to join the circus, the circus looks like fun

I'll sit and work the gate or I can guess your weight

I'll even sell the corn dogs I don't care

As long as I am there

I'll hand out baseballs at the dunk tank

I'll ride my funny car laughing... all the way to the bank

Cause I'm a carney man I'm a carney man

I'm a carney man I'm a carney man carney man carney man

The human cannonball I'll rise above it all

Up higher than the trapeze I can fly Oh God I'm gonna die

I just gotta get high

I am a carney worker I make two bucks

Every hour come to find out ... this job it f@*%#! sucks

Cause I'm a carney man I'm a carney man

I'm a carney man I'm a carney man

You need a corndog I can tell You need a corn dog I can tell

I'm a carney man