Hey

(Hey you over there)

Let′s play a little gameWe'll call it truth or dare

The truth is fragile

(So fragile)

You know we have to handle it with care

(Quite carefully)

In the meantime, we can always make our minds more aware

(Expand our mind)

You ready

Alright, I guess I′ll go first

(You go)

Yeah, Tom Brady is single. Ladies its true

Facts or fiction? You tell me. I'll ask you (Okay)

Yeah, Mr. President's dead, shot by Donald Trump in the face

Was it suicide? Or a murder? You tell me. I′ll wait

(I′m just going to keep contemplating)

Jesus Christ's miracles, gravity, or the bass

I feel them all, but doubt most of them these days

(Pretty much every day)

Internet memes, IG stories, TikToks

Blurring in my mind

(Blurring)

Deep fakes keep scaring me a lot

(Got my knees shaking)

AI is telling me jokes

(Yeah they′re pretty funny)

And Facebook keeps listening to folks

(No joke)

But let me tell you the worst truth of all

(Listen close)

Brett Farve the popular Wranglers star

Advertising king and well-paid baller

Took the system and fucked it hard

(Yep. Fucked it hard)

Stolen welfare funds for his own selfish pursuit

(Think they can do what they want)

Fuck these rich assholes, and their entitled, privileged, small dick-asshole roots

(Fuck 'em, yeah fuck ′em, fuck 'em)

As if buying off the colleges wasn′t bad enough (Fuck 'em)

Paying for their babies' private school thinking it would make them tough

(They ain′t tough)

Not even close. They failed hard

Never mattered the kids lived plush

(So happily)

Come Senior year had to buy them into State

Had to corrupt the system just to help them be great

(Corruption, always corrupt)

Kids attending school that don′t deserve it is one thing

(Fragile egos)

But then they had to steal from welfare

That shit is mind bending

M double I S S I PP I

The poorest of the poor

And they were just robbing 'em blind

(And why)

To fund a volleyball facility for the elite

(Entitled little fucks)

Republican and Democrat it don′t matter

On this we all align (Yeah they all knew)

(Yeah we all align)

Money funneled through charity for breast cancer survivors

Lets roast these mother fuckers on the hottest of fires

(Roast 'em)

Watch ′em burn alive

(Watch 'em′ burn alive)

Tom Brady is single. Ladies its true

Facts or fiction? You tell me. (fuck 'em) I'll ask you

The President′s dead, shot by Donald Trump in the face

Was it a suicide? Or a murder? You tell me. I′ll wait (I'll wait)

Jesus Christ′s miracles

Gravity, or the bass

I feel them all

But doubt most of them these days (These days)

For the upper echelon it's all

Suing, flagrant lies, and glamour

(It′s all glamour)

What more can I say, it's all slander

Marijuana is legal. Love is free. Sex sells

(Sex sells)

But her ass isn′t real (Nope) her tits aren't as well (Nope)

Her eyelashes? Nope. Not even her hair

(Hell no)

Botox, freezing her face, she can barely talk

But she looks hella' great

People worshipping the ground she walks

That′s our first mistake

(Big mistake)

The Simpsons were cancelled

Football was too (30 some years)

The stadium got gassed

People were seizing everywhere. It was sad but true

McDonald′s went bankrupt. The gas stations all forgot

(Big Macs are gone)

Leonardo DiCaprio just got married

My apologies ladies, I almost forgot

(Nearly forgot)

The moon landing was faked

The earth is flat

And abortion is banned

(How the hell is it banned)

All because scientists are the part of that big enemy clan

I've heard it all a time or two

Some of its real and some of its true

(Yeah some of it′s true)

Watched the masses and watched the herd

(Watched em' all)

I can′t believe that they believe their lies

(I can sometimes)

To each their own

What's real? And what is justified

All I just know that I have my phone

(It′s pretty dope)

I drive a car (Yep)

And astronauts are heading out the ozone

(Real far)

I believe these things aren't just magically created

(Hitting comets)

It takes thought and careful patience

Think about it and the progression is true

Humans aren't magicians. Just careful observers

Of our previous massive failures

Learning from the past and sparks of genius

(Some along the way)

Creating joy, pain (Pain) and fabulous machines

(Lots of cool machines)

But, Tom Brady is single. Maybe its true (Maybe)

Facts or fiction? You tell me. I′ll ask you

(I′ll keep asking)

The President's dead, shot by Donald Trump in the face

Was it suicide? Or a murder? You tell me (He′s a good shot)

I'll wait

(I′ll keep waiting)

Corruption of tax money, exotic trips for the rich

It's far from lies

Seems to happen all the time

(All the time)

Welcome to life. Welcome to truth. Yep, Tom Brady is single

You know what that means? Gisele is too

(Truth)