Dear Evan Hansen

We′ve been way too out of touch

Things have been crazyAnd it sucks that we don't talk that much

But I should tell you that I think of you each night

I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight

Why would you write that?

I′m just trying to make it erotic.

Listen, if you can take this seriously...

Oh, calm yourself, honey.

I just want to make this over with!

I've gotta tell you, life without you has been hard

Hard?

Has been bad

Bad?

Has been rough

Kinky!

And I miss talking about life and other stuff

Very specific.

Shut up!

I like my parents

Who says that?

I love my parents

But each day's another fight

If I stop smoking drugs

Then everything might be alright

Smoking drugs?

Just fix it.

If I stop smoking crack

Crack?!

If I stop smoking pot

Then everything might be alright

I′ll take your advice

I′ll try to be more nice

I'll turn it around

Wait and see

′Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention

It's easy to change if you give it your attention

All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be

Sincerely, me

Are we done?

Well, I can′t just show them one email. I want to show that I was, like, a good friend, that I was tryna help him, you know?

Oh, my God.

Dear Connor Murphy

Yes, I also miss our talks

Stop doing drugs

Just try to take deep breaths, and go on walks

No.

I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees

No!

You′ll be obsessed with all my forest expertise

Absolutely not!

Dude, I'm proud of you

Just keep pushing through

You're turning around

I can see

Just wait and see!

′Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention

It′s easy to change if you give it your attention

All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you wanna be

Sincerely, me

My sister's hot

What the hell?!

My bad.

Dear Evan Hansen

Thanks for every note you send

Dear Connor Murphy

I′m just glad to be your friend

Our friendship goes beyond

Your average kind of bond

But not because they're gay

No, not because they′re-

Well, anyway!

You're getting better every day

I′m getting better every day

Keep getting better every day

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention

It's easy to change if you give it your attention

All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be

Sincerely

Miss you dearly

Sincerely, me

Sincerely, me

Sincerely, me

Sincerely, me