How would you like to go bobbing for apples the shape of fish?

throw a coin into the well, close your eyes, and make a wish?

how would you like to dine a la frankenstein?

downtown they're giving them away,

downtown they're giving them!

how would you like to dine a la frankenstein?

downtown they're giving them away,

downtown they're giving them!

oh hey there mama nature why do you keep on shooting us that look?

no no we did not take it! i swear we were only borrowing the book!

how would you like to dine a la frankenstein?

downtown they're giving them away,

downtown they're giving them!

how would you like to dine a la frankenstein?

downtown they're giving them away,

downtown they're giving them!

so who's been planting magic beans to catch themselves a golden hen?

we've spent so many years going over this we can't start that all again!

how would you like to dine a la frankenstein?

downtown they're giving them away,

downtown they're giving them!

how would you like to dine a la frankenstein?

downtown they're giving them away,

downtown they're giving them!