(Cledus T. Judd/Christopher Clark/Rich Fagan/Darin Gardner)

"Mm, mm, mm, mm. You know I'm really gonna miss you, sugar britches."

"I'm gonna miss you too, bub."

"Now I'm only gonna be gone a few days but now there is a few things I need you to do while I'm gone."

"Oh, I figured there's somethin'!"

"Oh, quit complainin'.

All you gotta do is cut the grass, wash the car, trim the hedges, paint the fence, clean the pool, give the dog a bath, defrost the fridge, clean out the garage, sweep the chimney, and I'll see you on Monday. I love you boogie, boogie."

"I love you too. An' don't you worry 'bout me. I'll be just fine."

I've got my socks dryin' in the microwave,

Hair on my back I don't plan to shave.

I've got the house to myself while the wife's away.

I'll be rockin' all night!

Yeah, I think I'll drink me an ice cold brew.

Lounge in my boxers like I used to do.

There'll be no Ally McBeal on the tube, no,

I'll be watchin' the fight.

Well, it's a great day to be a guy,

Played cards with my buddies until sunrise,

You know, I never thought that my neighbor would,

Be sunbathing topless, Lord, she sure looks good!

I caught a 10 pound bass out on the lake;

Played 18 holes with my best friend, Jake.

Best ball I hit was when I stepped on a rake,

Oh, well it wasn't too bright.

Now I look in the fridge an' what do I see?

Last night's pizza starin' back at me.

Pepperoni and anchovies:

What a beautiful sight.

Well, it's a great day to be a guy,

Buck naked in my lawn chair swattin' at flies.

Got some hot dogs on the charcoal grill.

I don't wanna burn my weiners but I probably will.

That fried boloney and cheese macaroni,

Tasted good this afternoon.

But now I'm passin' some serious gas and,

I might have to leave the room.

Pee - hee!

Well, I might go get me a new hairdo.

Spend a couple hours in a tanning booth.

Might even get me a gold front tooth.

Whoa,hah,yeah!!

And it's a great day to be a guy,

But when my wife gets home, she's gonna tan my hide.

I'll be hung over but a lookin' good,

From a week of reliving my bachelorhood.

It's a great day to be a guy,

But another week of this and I'd probably die.

I tend to party harder than I should,

When my wife's not here to make me be good!

Yeah hoo!