Sleep ′til 12:00 p.m.

I hit the snooze on my alarm, let's do it again

Roll out of bed around 1:30, check who I am′Cause honestly, I don't remember

My sanity got stuck in December

And my boyfriend still exists

I'm in my hoodie and some sweatpants watching Netflix

Call it romantic with a little bit of a twist

Not gonna lie, don′t wanna go ask for the time

I′d like a box of breadsticks, eh

It's gonna be alright

Welcome to actual real life

It′s gonna be alright

Da-da-da-da

Scrolling through my phone all day

Looking at all these perfect people

You're gorgeous, stop

Oh, my God, bae

And I wonder what would they say if I did nothing to impress them

Would they still be obsessed then?

And my schedule fell through the cracks

Sometimes I get my shit together, but others, I take three or four naps

There′s no system, maybe I should get a cool tat

Having dumb conversations with the evil house cat

Yeah, yeah, yeah

It's gonna be alright

Welcome to actual real life

It′s gonna be alright

I don't think that you would think that I could really be a pop star

But when I'm in my room, I′m really feeling like a rock star

Everybody does it, Sara-Sue still said she wasn′t

Probably busy looking pretty for her special long lost cousin

What you gonna go when you're ′round like 82

And you're not looking at the past like, "Damn, this life goes really fast"

And all that you can remember′s you were trying to be better

All these temporary pleasures, no real memories to treasure

Yeah, yeah, yeah

It's gonna be alright

Welcome to actual real life

It′s gonna be alright

It's gonna be alright

Welcome to actual real life

It's gonna be alright

Da-da-da-da