on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me,

a god damn son of a bitch!!!

On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me,

two bloody nuts,

and a god damn son of a bitch!!!

On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me,

three severed heads,

two bloody nuts,

and a god damn son of a bitch!!!

On the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me,

four rotting children,

three severed heads,

two bloody nuts,

and a god damn son of a bitch!!!

On the fith day of christmas my true love gave to me,

five gotta schmeets!,

four rotting children,

three severed heads,

two bloody nuts,

and a god damn son of a bitch!!!

On the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me,

six uclamings,

five gotta schmeets!,

four rotting children,

three severed heads,

two bloody nuts,

and a god damn son of a bitch!!!

On the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me,

seven chicken gizzards,

six uclamings,

five gotta schmeets!,

four rotting children,

three severed heads,

two bloody nuts,

and a god damn son of a bitch!!!

On the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me,

eight doo-doo-doo-doo,

seven chicken gizzards,

six uclamings,

five gotta schmeets!,

four rotting children,

three severed heads,

two bloody nuts,

and a god damn son of a bitch!!!

On the ninth day of christmas my true love gave to me,

nine, and

eight doo-doo-doo-doo,

seven chicken gizzards,

six uclamings,

five gotta schmeets!,

four rotting children,

three severed heads,

two bloody nuts,

and a god damn son of a bitch!!!

On the tenth day of christmas my true love gave to me,

ten debbie gizzards,

nine, and

eight doo-doo-doo-doo,

seven chicken gizzards,

six uclamings,

five gotta schmeets!,

four rotting children,

three severed heads,

two bloody nuts,

and a god damn son of a bitch!!!

On the eleventeenth day of christmas my true love gave to me,

eleventeen s.t.l.d.'s,

ten debbie gizzards,

nine, and

eight doo-doo-doo-doo,

seven chicken gizzards,

six uclamings,

five gotta schmeets!,

four rotting children,

three severed heads,

two bloody nuts,

and a god damn son of a bitch!!!

On the twelth day of christmas my true love gave to me,

twelve tuna-twat,

eleventeen s.t.l.d.'s,

ten debbie gizzards,

nine, and

eight doo-doo-doo-doo,

seven chicken gizzards,

six uclamings,

five gotta schmeets!,

four rotting children,

three severed heads,

two bloody nuts,

and a god damn son of a biiiiiitch!!!!!!!