My weight is 300 pounds

My favorite is beef jerky

I'm a vagabond, I'm a vagabond

My mom says, "You are kinky!"

Who cares? I don't care!

A horse's ass is better than yours

X4

Lay down here, baby

Just relax...honey

My baby horse is Jennifer

What a beefy hip!

She has a fine coat of fur

What shiny hair!

Who cares? I don't care!

A horse's ass is better than yours

X4

Let's eat carrots together until...

Let's eat carrots together until...