I′m just a trailer with a fresh coat of paint

Get me all dolled up but that ain't gonna change

I could, but really couldn′t even if I wanted toYou could teach a dog how to meow

But he's still gonna chase the postman down

I am what I am and I ain't what I ain′t

Yeah when you get down to it at the end of the day

I′m just a trailer with a fresh coat of paint

My feet hurt from these high heels

I miss the way my Levi's feel

And there ain′t a beer

In this whole damn place

Coming here was a big mistake

If it ain't redneck I can′t translate

I tried but boy this ain't the way I was made

Cause I′m just a trailer with a fresh coat of paint

Get me all dolled up but that ain't gonna change

I could, but really couldn't even if I wanted to

You could teach a dog how to meow

But he′s still gonna chase the postman down

I am what I am and I ain′t what I ain't

Yeah when you get down to it at the end of the day

I′m just a trailer with a fresh coat of paint

They're serving up what they call pate

And it tastes like something I can′t say

Round the high up, high class, fancy kind of folk

I think it's time that we ditch this joint

And hop to the middle of a neon storm

Hitch a ride to the Idle on Music Row

Cause I′m just a trailer with a fresh coat of paint

Get me all dolled up but that ain't gonna change

I could, but really couldn't even if I wanted to

You could teach a dog how to meow

But he′s still gonna chase the postman down

I am what I am and I ain′t what I ain't

Yeah when you get down to it at the end of the day

I′m just a trailer with a fresh coat of paint

Yeah I'll trade 5th Avenue for Nascar any day

Cause I′m just a trailer with a fresh coat of paint