Blue-rinse sugar

Wipe-clean couple

Pinched last supper

Counting pretty penny

John Betjeman

Some dead liar

Quiet pink picture

Under heavy manners

(Chorus)

This is Tearoom England

They'll kick your face in

So politely

This is Tearoom England

They'll kick your face in

Oh so nicely

I want more!

No hurry

More!

So sorry

I want more!

Don't worry

More!

(Repeat)

Bite-size china

Tea or tartar

Lipstick traces

Table set to bless

Sweet charity

Lukewarm whisper

Still-life platter

Under heavy manners

(Repeat chorus)

No hurry

So sorry

Don't worry

(Repeat)