All gathered 'round the 18th tee

With pringle and tartan and shooting sticks

Binoculars, poised, ready to use

Watching, waiting, there it goes!

Great shot!

Great shot!

What a shot!

Great shot!

The aspiring middle classes

They want to shake the golfer's hand

Great shot!

Great shot!

What a shot!

Great shot!

But the golfer is busy watching

As his ball lands in the sand