It's the old stock car thing

Crash! Smash! Crash! Ring!

Round the track and round again

Crash! Smash! Crash! Ring!

Revving, coughing, stutt-stutt-stuttering

Tongue-in-cheek scrap motor racing

Crash! Smash! Crash! Ring!

Crash! Smash! Crash! Ring!

Revving, coughing, stutt-stutt-stuttering

Tongue-in-cheek scrap motor racing

Crash! Smash! Crash! Ring!

Crash! Smash! Crash! Ring!

Write-offs end, stock cars begin

Crash! Smash! Crash! Ring!

It's the old stock car thing

Crash! Smash! Crash! Ring!