This is an introduction

To music that just be pumpin'

While hits just be dippin'

The intention is for humpin' the floor

Shinin' the wood with our jeans

If it's denim don't worry

It's hip hop don't hem 'em

Money earnin' concernin'

I'll be teachin' and learnin'

Gettin' hot from my rhymes and my looks

Not from bourbon

No solution no remedy

No cure like a deodorant

Yo you have to be sure

That if you talk up or walk up into myface

That wouldn't become a big public disgrace

'Cause I'll ban you, burn you up, and tan you

Treat you like the elephant

And man you will be hocked and locked in a jar with a lid

Hangin' on a wall in Michael Jackson's crib

'Cause I'm bad, in fact I'm a thriller

I drink milk, that's why I'm a top biller

Like a funeral home, I'll make a killing

I'm not Giz even though I'm still chillin'

Guys say I'm scary, girls say I'm cuddly

Rough like bark but dark and lovely

This ain't no game and I'm no toy

And like Anita Baker, I'll bring you joy

With my word when I open my mouth

Ask Oliver North to go and break south

A homo is a no-no but you know I'll smack a faggot

Boy, you got to see me, I'm rich like Jimmy Swaggart

I'm a loon and ya know, comin' soon

A rhyme kicked to this Popeye tune

This is hip hop with a little be-bop

And I won't flop 'cause I can't stop

I will mop up the slop and then go to the top

'Cause I'm not Robocop, I'm Chubb Rock

I'm Chubb Rock risin' and I'll break your leg

And I'm more than a forty ounce, I'm more like a keg