Dennis is a menace

With his "Anyone for tennis?"

And he'd beseech me to come keep the score

And Maude said, "Oh Lord, I'm so terribly bored"

I really can't stand it anymore...

I'm going...out to dinner

With a gorgeous singer

To a little place I found

Down by the key

Her name is Patricia

She calls herself delicia

And the reason isn't

Very hard to see

She said, God made her a sinner

Just to keep fat men thinner

As they tumble down in heaps

Before her feet

They hang around in groups

Like battle weary troops

One can often see them

Queue right down the street

You see, Patricia Or Delicia

Not only is a singer

She also removes all her clothing

For Patricia

Is the best stripper in town...

And with a swing of her hips

She started to strip

To tremendous applause

She took of her drawers

And with a lick of her lips

She undid all her clips

And threw it all in the air

And everybody stared

And as the last piece of clothing

Fell to the floor

The police were banging on the door

On a Saturday night

In 1924

Take it away boys...

Well, Patricia was arrested

And everyone detested

The terrible manner in which

she was exposed

Later on in court

where everyone thought

A summer's run in jail

would be proposed..

But the judge said Patricia

Or may I say Delicia

The facts of this case lie before me

(knock, knock, knock)

Case dismissed...

This girl was in her working clothes...

And with a swing of her hips

She started to strip

To tremendous applause

She took of her drawers

And with a lick of her lips

She undid all her clips

Threw it all in the air

And everybody stared

And as the last piece of clothing

Fell to the floor

The police were yelling out for more (more)

On a S