My gross ex can′t sing

Even though I told him that he could

I used to let him duet with meBut he wasn't any good

I guess he could hold a tune

Or maybe fit in a high school choir

But I like music and this stupid guitar shit

Was making me kinda tired

But it was all I had

Yeah, it was all I could think of

I tried to put it nicely

I tried to do the right thing

Why would you say some shit like that?

You know I couldn′t help it

You handle this so selfishly

My dog won't miss you baby

You're dead to me

Not a friend to me, oh

Idiot

I just can′t stand thinking of the way I gave him so much time

Wasting my energy fake-enjoying all his forced rhymes

I wanted to make shit, but I couldn′t do it

So I sat with the boy in his basement

Who I could've done so much better than

Anyways

But it was all I had

Yeah, it was all that was in front of me

I tried to put it nicely

I tried to do the right thing

Why would you say some shit like that?

You know I couldn′t help it

You handle this so selfishly

My dog won't miss you baby

You′re dead to me

Not a friend to me, oh

I tried to put it nicely

I tried to do the right thing

Why would you say some shit like that?

You know I couldn't help it

You handle this so selfishly

My dog won′t miss you baby

You're dead to me

Not a friend to me, oh