Stiff handshake and a wave

On soapbox he pretends he′s keepin' order

So out of touch and far awayHe slows his stump speech down

So he can talk down

Old money law is still the order

Nobody trusts this man, so he pays to win you over

And over, and over, and over

Handshaker, babykisser, office seeker

Please smile and woo me with your parrot talks

I know not what′s good for me, so please tell me

Please tell me how you're really rich

And how you really love the poor

Please kiss these kids and keep on power trippin'

Old money law is still the order

Nobody trusts this man, so he pays to win you over

And over, and over, and over

Handshaker, babykisser, office seeker

Hey, lay back and take it

Don′t even act like you can make it by your own bootstraps, by your own bootstraps

Hey, remember the men who smile and point will always disappoint

Handshakers, babykissers, office seekers

But thanks for your support

Together we can do a lot

I′m your next babykisser, OFFICE KEEPER