I know that every morning you go thumbing.

Through the personal want ads.

You grab the latest copy, a cup of coffee.

And settle in for a good laugh.

I've been trying to catch your eye but I'm so shy.

I'm hoping and praying that.

Today's edition is gonna catch your attention.

'Cause there's a...

Chorus:

Single white female.

Looking for that special lover.

To put it in a nutshell.

A one women man who doesn't want no other.

Oh, you never can tell.

She just might be your dream come true.

A single white female.

Is looking for a man like you.

Yeah, I'm a little nervous I'm not sure if I shoulda put it in writing.

It might have been a little reckless, a little desperate.

But I think I did the right thing.

I couldn't go on living keep it hidden.

So I'm telling you everything.

It's my confession I hope you get the message.

There's a...

Repeat chorus

It's my confession I hope you get the message.

Repeat chorus

Looking for a man like you. Looking for a man like you.