Verse 1

A long, long time ago

My wife was so pretentious

A whore with tupperware delights

I laughed when she was so racist

Basking in the sun showing off her athist

She showed her beauty in a white sheet

Her rice patties were so neat

She grabbed my phallus and then it lit

But then her white sheet would have got a big smudge

And then her clan would have killed her because of that grudge

Some folks say they hate niggers and coons

They sure like to bash that vermin with spoons

Man I herd those guys can make be made into great BBQ's

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And then mustard flies out of my pocket … quite quickly