Verse 1

Look, here's Monkey Jim

And look who helping him

It's the Snail Trails with a tractor

Fonzies bringing fear

Woody Allen's queer

He married his adopted Vietnamese daughter

Who else? Is helping me

He's doing it anally

Dedicated to

Sodomizing you

Chorus

Come root me faster (Steven Hawking)

The Anal Violators your master

He is an ass-master (Steven Hawking)

The Anal Violators your master

Master (high voice)