when u you're sitting on a john and the toilet paper is gone

diarehha, diarehha

when you're chilling in the pool and u feel sumthin cool

diarehha, diarehha

when you're climbing up a ladder and u feel somethin spladder

diarehha, diarehha

when u you're walkin down the street and a heavy leak

diarehha, diarehha

when you're walking down the hall and u feel sumethin fall

diarehha, diarehha

when you're walkin downtown and u feel sumthin round

diarehha, diarehha

when you're out on a dance and u feel sumthin in your pants

diarehha, diarehha

when you're falling asleep and u feel sumthin creep

diarehha, diarehha

when you jump in a bush and u feel sumthin smush

diarehha, diarehha

thanx 4 your cooperation,

this is not a real song