You′re a mean one, Mr. Grinch

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus, and as charming as an eel, Mr. GrinchYou′re a bad banana with a greasy black peel

Just face the music

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders, you′ve got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch

And I wouldn′t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch

You have termites in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch

You′re a foul one, Mr. Grinch, yes, you are

You're a nasty-wasty skunk

Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch

Yes, you′re stink, stank, you're stunk

Yes, you are, Mr. Grinch, yes, you are