I don't believe this, we've been friends for so long

Is it so hard to see, you do this to me?

You came round asking just to mow the garden

You're a clever guy, cause you did it for free

It's funny

You think I don't already know

What if I told you, I'm watching you?

I've seen you two at the movies

And in the late night jacuzzis

You're screwed, and I'm done with you

Stay well clear and leave my mum alone

Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone

I came home and your car was in the front yard

I went to see, what the f**k was going on

And all I knew

I didn't ever think things could be so wrong

You unzipped your flies, and now I can't believe my eyes

You think I don't know already know

What if I told you, I'm watching you?

I've seen you two at the movies

And in the late night jacuzzis

You're screwed, and I'm done with you

Stay well clear and leave my mum alone

Leave my mum alone, mum alone

You did it to Stephen and Ethan

Jody and Nathan, Josie and David

Peter, John and Mike

Alison, Alistair, Monica McAllistair

Madison, Harrison and the guy from Sarissons

If so they don't already know

What if I told you, they all hate you?

I told them about the movies

And all the late night jacuzzis

You're screwed, and I'm done with you

Stay well clear and leave my mum alone

Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone

What if I told you, I'm watching you?

I've seen you two at the movies

And in the late night jacuzzis

You're screwed, and I'm done with you

Stay well clear and leave my mum alone

Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone