Now here on the farm the weather gets messy

Layin? around with nothin? to do

When you went away, you took my cow Bessy

I miss her, Darlin?, more than I miss you

You took off your leg, your wig and your eyeglasses

And you should have seen the look on my face

I wanted to kiss, I wanted to hug you

But you were scattered all over the place

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Where, oh where are you tonight?

Why did you leave me here all alone?

I searched the world over and I thought I found true love

You met another and, Pffft, you were gone

I know that you love me, here?s my way of knowin?

The clothes hangin? right there on the line

When I see the snow and feel the wind blowin?

Your not just huggin' those long johns tonight

The noises you made at our supper table

Your habits, my dear, were surely absurd

But how many times do I have to tell you

Soup is a dish to be seen and not heard

Chorus

Remember you phoned me a sobbin? and cryin?

The dog bit your maw and drug her around

You said she looked pale and thought she was dyin?

I said ?don?t worry, I?ll buy a new hound?

I had six kids and you had eleven

And we had 8 more and they grew like flowers

I wish you?d come back, without you ain?t heaven

Cause your kids and my kids are beaten up ours

Chorus

I searched the world over and I thought I found true love

You met another and Pffft you were gone