Saludos, my darlings, and you know who you are

C′mon, let's mingle

So nice to see youThrow your hips into the air

Like Syd Charisse and Fred Astaire

Let′s crazy go nuts

Just looking into your eyes, darling

I can tell that you have the legs of a dancer

So bring those legs

And the rest of your body, over here

And be 'Nando's private prancer

Darling, I got to tell you something

And I don′t say this to everybody

You look marvelous

Absolutely marvelous (marvelous)

You know, my dear, my father used to say to me

"′Nando, don't be a schnook

It′s not how you feel, it's how you look"

He was marvelous

But you, darling, hmm, you look marvelous

(Marvelous) absolutely marvelous

And this is from my heart

Which is deep inside my body

It′s better to look good than to feel good

(Ahh)

Get down (let's rap)

(Fernando?)

Darlings?

(Who′s marvelous?)

Try me

(Cyndi Lauper?)

Marvelous

(Tina Turner?)

Still marvelous

(Jayne Meadows?)

She's marvelous

(Grace Jones?)

Humongous

(Cher?)

Marvelous

(Chaka Khan?)

Marvelous

(Vanity?)

Marvelous

(Apollonia?)

Ditto

(Madonna?)

Her belly button is absolutely marvelous

I'm about to lose control, and I think I like it

Oh, look, there′s Sting, looking for his last name in the dip

I am what love is all about

I′ve got American teeth and a Spanish mouth

Please, hold me while I tango

So, my dear, it's been a blast

You were not my first, you won′t be my last

Ciao, I've got to mambo

Nothing lasts forever, darling

But it′s not the end of the world

When I was fired by Paramount

There was still MGM (MGM)

I love you young people today

With your rock and roll

Like that Eddie Van Heflen (Van Halen)

Whatever

When I look into your eyes, darling,

I see the reflection of me

Look at me dancing around in there

I look marvelous

Absolutely marvelous

(Wonderful, marvelous)

You know darling, I love dancing

Dancing to me is like standing still

Only faster

You know what I'm saying to you?

(Marvelous, wonderful)

My dear, do you understand the term

"Full grown midget"?

Must be me (wonderful, marvelous)

There are eight million stories in the naked city, darling

Let′s be two of them

I'm kidding you; I'm a kidder

Let′s you and I go back to my private hideaway

You′ll put on soft music

I'll put on my Spiderman pajamas

And we′ll do things I'm going to tell my friends we did anyway

(Marvelous, wonderful)

Darling, I′m worried about the Cabbage Patch Kids

I mean, when they grow up

Will they be confused that these people are not their real parents?

If a train is leaving Chicago at 11 a.m. in the morning

With five thousand pounds of bluefish

And another train is leaving Phoenix at exactly the same time

And Bert Convy is still hosting "Tattletales"