Big Gay Al:

Bombs are flying.

People are dying.

Children are crying

Politions are lying too.

Cancer is killing.

Texaco is spilling.

The whole worlds gone to hell,

and how are you?

I'm Super!

Thanks for asking.

All things concidered

I couldn't be better I must say.

I'm feeling super,

no nothing bugs me

Everything is super when your...

Don't you think I look cute in this hat?

I'm so sorry Mr. Cripple

but I just can't feel too bad for you right now.

because I'm feeling so insanely super

that even the fact that you can't walk

can't bring me down

People:

He's super!

Thanks for asking!

All things considered

He couldn't be better he must say!

Big Gay Al:

I'm super!

No nothing bugs me!

Everything is super when your...

Don't you think I look cute in this hat

these little pants

these matching tie that i got at....

Big Gay Al:

I'm Super!

People:

...

Big Gay Al:

Stick 'em up

People:

...

Big Gay Al:

Skittles!

People:

Yes, he's super and

he's proud to be gay

Big Gay Al:

Okay!

People:

Everything is super when your gay!

When your gay