[female reporter]

The definition of sex varies with many people

In search of a few ways to define it

we asked actor/comedian Mr. Dolemite his definition of sex

And his response was..

[Dolemite]

Baby, sex is just like puttin money in the bank

Once you take it out, the interest is all gone

[female reporter]

Then we asked rap star Big Daddy Kane his definition of sex

And well *clears throat* according to the Prince of Darkness..

[Big Daddy Kane]

Here comes Kane the mack, the sex maniac

Bring on the honies and you can't restrain me back from ff..

.. nah I better not say the whole word

So uhh, let's just say what make Whoopi like Goldberg

Cause I wanna make you sweat, get you wet

Perform a miracle in this love duet, see baby

I play the game like Keno, plus I know the

+Scent of a Woman+ better than Al Pacino

And when it comes to girls, I show no mercy

They lick me on the chest and say, 'To hell with Hershey'

Now it's time for me to lick that body

and this is no +Ordinary Love+, ask Sade

Baby you're bound to perspire, when I use

the nipples on your breasts just like a pacifier

Honey please, keep your body at ease

And let me see what I can do with those 34 C's

I plan to lick your bellybutton my dear

and let my tongue walk five steps downstairs

The way that I plan to put this chocolate syrup to use

I'm gonna wake up in the mornin with a hairy sweettooth

And now you're under my spell like a magician

Abra-cadabra, good sex and I have ya

laid out, waitin for a big treat

I'm not the Ku Klux Klan but I stay under sheets

And when it comes to sex, yo I'm the illest

Plus I know more +Di