Album Cover Calling Mr. Welfare

Calling Mr. Welfare

Big Daddy Kane

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[Red] Yo, whassup Big Daddy?

[Kane] Aiyyo whassup Red Alert? I'm chillin Duke

[Red] Yo do me a favor man -- pleeeeeease tell me

about these big ol bubblehead girls out here

[Big Daddy Kane]

Well hey, you know that lady on the top floor of my buildin?

The heavyset one with about ten children?

You may remember her as a slim honey

when her man name was Pimp Daddy Hustler Stack Money

A big time drug dealer from around the way

Slingin rocks, makin G's everyday

He drove a big fat Mercedes Benz

and even bought her a car to perpetrate for her friends

It was a brand new Jag, with the spoiler and rag

And the girl was a nag, cause all she did was just brag

I mean baaaaaaaaaaad -- we know your coat cost a lot

You didn't have to leave on the price tag

And count the times her stomach got plump

Havin baby after baby by the same old chump

And then the day came, he left the dame shamed

But who's to blame? Y'all know the name of the game

Pimp Daddy's wanted as he maxes and relaxes

She can't even sue for money, pushers don't pay taxes

So what's to do? Oh yeah

To feed ten mouths, she had to call on Mr. Welfare

[Red] What? Mr. Welfare?

Man they playin high-post with low income

Check this out -- when y'all go around to the corner

y'all gonna check out another episode

Go like somethin like this..

[Big Daddy Kane]

Hey, if you think that suck, bust this

Another little story as I reminisce

about an old friend of mine that was livin out of order

Makin money like water (illlllll-egal?) Yeah, sorta

He sold drugs and robbed a lot of people

But in these days and times, who lives illegal?

It's all about who knows the