featuring Rudy Ray Moore

[Big Daddy Kane]

Mmm.. ohh yeah

Mmm, mmm, mmm, ohh yeah

Allow me to introduce myself

as the Big Daddy Kane

A smooth lover from around the way

that's bound to drive any bitch insane

[Dolemite (Rudy Raw Moore)]

Well Dolemite is my name

And rappin and tappin is my game

[Kane]

Oh yeah? Well me tell you somethin Mr. Dolemite

The shit you talkin years ago, I could see

But it's the 90's now and rap is all about me

[Dolemite]

Listen.. when it comes down to rappin

I was THROUGH with it before you learned what to do with it

I'm the KING so I'm stakin my claim

in the rappin game

Y'know? For all players, I am the speaker

I'm also known as the hot pussy seeker

When it comes down to ridin up and down in some pussy

I make it weaker

Also it gets a little deeper

I was walkin down Broadway the other day

An old old lady came my way

She said, "I'll be glad when you 'come 18

I'm gonna give you a funkin like you ain't never seen!"

I said, "LADY! Why wait for so much time to pass?

I've been WANTIN to tear up yo' old gray ass"

So I pulled out my dick

It was so shiny it looked like it was painted

The hoe took one look and damn near fainted

I stuck it in the bitch and the bitch began to shout

that, "Oh Mr. Dolemite, take that motherfucker OUT!"

[Kane]

Well you ain't sayin nothin slick to a can of oil

I walked barefoot from New York to Dallas

Won for Pimp of the Year at the Caesar's Palace

Made a big snowstorm on the 4th of July

And drunk the wate