Long ago when I was five

I snuck in the kitchen late at night

And ate a donut with a maple glazeMy father asked who ate the snack

I said that it was my brother Jack

And Jack got grounded for 14 days

I′ve lived with that guilt

All of my life

And the terrible vision

That I had that night

No, please I don't want to go back!!!

(HAHAHAHAHA)

Down, down thy soul is cast

From the Earth whence forth ye fell

The path of fire leads thee to

Spooky Mormon Hell Dream

Welcome back to

Spooky Mormon Hell Dream

You are having

A Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now

And now I′ve gone and done it again(rectus!)

I've committed another awful sin (Dominus!)

I left my mission companion

All alone (Spookytus!)

Oh god how could I have done this to you?! (Deus!)

How could I break rule 72? (Creepyus!)

And now my soul hath just been

Thrown-

Back into Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!

Down, down to Satan's realm

See where you belong

There is nothing you can do

No escape from

Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!

You blame your brother for eating the dounut,

And now you walk out on your mission companion?!

You′re a dick!

Jesus, I′m sorry!

Jesus hates you

This we know

For Jesus just told you so

You remember lucifer

He is even spookier!

(HAHAHAHAHAHA)

Minions of Hades

Have you heard the news?

Kevin was caught playing hooky!

Now he's back

With all you Catholics and Jews

It′s super spooky-wooky

I'm sorry lord it was selfish of me

To break the rules

Please I don′t want to be

In this

Spooky Mormon Hell Dream

(Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!)

Genghis Khan

Jeffery Dahmer

Hitler

Johnnie Cochran

The spirits all surround you

Spooky, spooky, spooky!!

I started a war and killed millions of Jews!

I slaughtered the Chinese!

I stabbed a guy and fucked his corpse!

I got O. J. freed!

You think that's bad

I broke rule 72! (Hoh!)

I left my companion

I′m way worse than you!

I hate this

Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!

(Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!)

(Ahh) Oh Heavenly Father

Please give me one more chance

I won't break the rules again!

I can't believe Jesus called me a dick!

Welcome, welcome, to

Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!

You are never waking up from

Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!

Oh please help me Father! Please let me wake up! (Down, down thy soul is cast)

Give me one more chance, I won′t let you down again!(From the earth whence forth ye fell)

This must be it, you must be there

You must be in

Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now!