I was in love with a cannibal

She ate my arm like an animal

She once ate an executive

She ate three of them consecutive

I was in love with a Manatee

or a Dugong if youre an Aussie

I had to move under the sea

From my home on the Serengetti

I once fell in love with a little pig

You know, the one with the house of twigs

Came home from work and saw the little Poof

Being ass-fucked by the Big Bad Wolf

It took all this time for me to discover

That all of my love belongs to a plover

She swooped to my heart, brought me down to my knees

And in her nest I shall live, and Im never to leave