You are in Hell, you're in a shell

Only ice is what you'll find there

A frozen core, can't take no more

You'll freeze right out your fuckin' mind there

OOOOOH!! Then I suddenly see you

OOOOOH!! Did I tell you I'll freeze you

Every single day of your life?

What can you do, what can you see?

All they have is MTV there

Can't move at all, can't hear your call

Bananarama's all they play there

OOOOOH!! You were meant to be freezing

OOOOOH!! Crystallized and you're sneezing

No one knows or hears what you say

Got to get you trapped under ice!

You cannot run, you cannot hide

Cause the ice securely holds you

Wrapped up tight, can't move, break free

Hand of Doom is so fuckin' cold, ooooooh!

OOOOOH!! Then I suddenly see you

OOOOOH!! Did I tell you I'll freeze you

Every single day in the ice?

Got to get you trapped under ice!