So I′m sweet like tooti frooti

Booty gave me cooties

1970 shitMight just pop a ludie

Fuck a sinus cold, fuck pneumonia

Your mommy's quite the bitch and want my boner

And I had to phone her and her name is Mona

And of course i got her leashed up I′m a loner

She need the dong to live and I'm the donor

So I get a big bag and I flex (and I flex)

Then I get a bad bitch, fuck an ex (fuck an ex)

So I drop another track, yeah I'm next (yeah I′m next)

And I did it like that, I′m the best (Skrrt Skrrt Skrrt)

Diamonds I talk about

Got a little bit of plastic, I'm moving the copper now

Can you tell me why your girl has a potty mouth

Why is this something you haven′t even thought about

Heard that I'm the best

Gucci on my chest

Speaking for the public

I don′t got a problem

Sipping on some bubbly

Man my life is lovely

Ya mommy on my case

Why she tryna rub me

Booty so wide its 5 by 5

Make a couple racks 25 x 5

Bandwidth it be WiFi

Not Sci-fi, sorry Bill Nye

Doing just fine, 500 there

500 there, 500 squared

In my bank account, I'ma tell you now

I′m doing just fine, fuck a discount

So I'm sweet like tooti frooti

Booty gave me cooties

1970 shit

Might just pop a ludie

Fuck a sinus cold, yeah fuck pneumonia

Your mommy's quite the bitch and want my boner

And I had to phone her and her name is Mona

And of course i got her leashed up I′m a loner

She need the dong to live and I′m the donor

So I get a big bag and I flex (and I flex)

Then I get a bad bitch, fuck an ex (fuck an ex)

So I drop another track, yeah I'm next (yeah I′m next)

And I did it like that, I'm the best (Skrrt Skrrt Skrrt)

Gotta take a shit

Might just shit on you (Pew)

I don′t give a frick (ppt)

I'm the fuckin′ dude

Dude where's my car

I don't own a car

Take a trip to Zanzibar

So I did some research and I learned a bit

That you ain′t nothing, but a little bitch (Pew)

And I piped your mom cause shes my prof

Cause I wanted A′s but she gave me D's (she only gave me D′s)

(What? Fuck this)

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-W-X-Y-Zed, huh

Why your bitch in my bed, huh

Why this baby not fed, huh

Why does baby say Zed

You know I'm from Canada, right

So I′m sweet like tooti frooti

Booty gave me cooties

1970 shit

Might just pop a ludie

Fuck a sinus cold, yeah fuck pneumonia

Your mommy's quite the bitch and want my boner

And I had to phone her and her name is Mona

And of course i got her leashed up I′m a loner

She need the dong to live and I'm the donor

So I get a big bag and I flex (and I flex)

Then I get a bad bitch, fuck an ex (fuck an ex)

So I drop another track, yeah I'm next (yeah I′m next)

And I did it like that, I′m the best (Skrrt Skrrt Skrrt)