In the mountains of Norway, where the weather is cold,

there's nothing to do, except kill each other, and play guitars in the snow

excluding the scary paper make-up that they wear,

they resemble ink and dagger, if ink and dagger had long hair

they're pretty evil, and they do not like god,

i don't care if they burn down churches,

but they'd better not fuckin' touch the synagouge

i befreinded them

bye bye mom, it's now me and my black metal friends

i befriended them

bye bye franklin, it's now me and my black metal friends

they have names like igor, Helthor, Angor,

but then again, it's not exactly like "in living color",

i kinda hope they move here, so i don't have to pay import prices,

but i'm kinda afraid that they'll move near me,

because, they're not nice

i befreinded them

bye bye mom, it's now me and my black metal friends

i befriended them

bye bye franklin, it's now me and my black metal friends

come on, ilene,

come on, ilene,

come on, ilene,

come on, ilene!