Me and Jenn and Bryan bought a pretty little home

It was cheap-ish and we split it, and we're fixing it up some

Mr. Sokel does everything, rewires, fixes cracks

I can can only break walls, move stuff, and get snacks

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And I am downright amazed,

at what I can destroy with just a hammer

And I am downright amazed,

at what I can destroy with just a hammer

Nails in drywall, paint hole, blah blah

Move in, no sink, new roof, I think

I bribed a garbage man, I am a super bad boy again

Bryan, don't stay mad with us!

Come on, eat some food with us, we own a home together