Always check the door ′fore you lay down

Keep a glass of water by the bed

A dose of local honeyWill keep your nose from runnin'

Little things like that she′s always said

Never back up farther than you have to

Pray for those that don't have a prayer

Honey, trust yourself

You better love yourself

'Cause ′til you do you ain′t no good for anybody else

And honey, boys are dumb

But you're gonna to find you one

Love him hard, bless your heart

When you need someone to listen

That′s why I leave the light on in the kitchen

Pancakes just taste better after midnight

When you make friends always be color blind

Your freckles make you pretty

There's more to life than being skinny

If you feel fat, it′s mostly in your mind

So Honey, trust yourself

You better love yourself

'Cause ′til you do you ain't no good to anybody else

Honey, boys are dumb

But you're gonna to find you one

Love him hard, bless your heart

When you need someone to listen

That′s why I leave the light on in the kitchen

Honey, trust yourself

Laugh at yourself

If something tries to hold you back

Get up and give it hell

And for heaven′s sake always have a place

Where you can do some cryin' and some bitchin′

And always leave a light on in the kitchen