i hate you from the moment you walk in

you smell like old mothballs and gin

"how are you kind folks? please have a seat

while i try to ignore the pain in my feet"

and i hate the smell of perfume

i hope this day ends really soon

and i've got to get out of here

i've got to find a way to get out of here

why bother to ask for the fat-free cheese?

you look like you eat as much as you please

don't ask me if i've tried the veal

honestly i'd rather suck a banana peel

and i hate the smell of this place

and that smug look on your face

and i've got to get out of here

i've got to find a way to get out of here

and i can see your eggs are runny

i didn't cook them, you big stupid dummy!

don't patronize me, honey!

all i need (all i want) is your money

why do you people make me so mad?

it's probably because you tip so bad

i'm sorry, i'm in a bad mood

i'll feel better after i spit in your food

and i hate the smell of your smoke

but i'd rather do this than go broke

and i've got to get out of here

i've got to find a way to get out of here