I′m sorry I'm not Mr. Sunshine

All jokes ′til I start feeling like the punchline

I know that you want Mr. OptimisticThat ain't realistic

I ain't Mr. Sunshine

Do my smile keep you around?

How about when it′s upside down?

How about when I′m in bed

Four or five days, will you love me now?

I bet money

You'd smell cyanide in my honey

Watch me cry at night and then roll your eyes

′Til you decide to start runnin', oh-oh

I′ll be ready

When you let me

Don't forget me

Maybe I ain′t what I was then

I'm sorry, I'm not Mr. Sunshine

All jokes ′til I start feeling like the punchline

I know that you want Mr. Optimistic

That ain′t realistic

I ain't Mr. Sunshine

I′m sorry, I'm not Mr. Sunshine

So low and I might be here for a long time

I know that you want Mr. Optimistic

That ain′t realistic

I ain't Mr. Sunshine

Remember the time that I told you

Your troubles are mine and I′d hold you down

Stick around, now you nowhere to be found

Now you want rainbows

I'm a hurricane, a tornado

Full of hurt and pain

And we don't hurt the same

But I still care if you′re okay though

I′ll be ready

When you let me

Don't forget me

Maybe I ain′t what I was then

I'm sorry, I′m not Mr. Sunshine

All jokes 'til I start feeling like the punchline

I know that you want Mr. Optimistic

That ain′t realistic

I ain't Mr. Sunshine

I'm sorry, I′m not Mr. Sunshine

So low and I might be here for a long time

I know that you want Mr. Optimistic

That ain′t realistic

I ain't Mr. Sunshine