Well that′s quite a number to sing

Spotlit, getting lowered in

Can you co-direct and play the twinsAnd adapt the main theme from mandolins?

I've conjured up wonderful things

The ballad of what could′ve been

Over and out

It's been a thrill

I had big ideas, the band were so excited

The kind you'd rather not share over the phone

But now the orchestra′s got us all surrounded

And I cannot for the life of me remember how they go

Coordinated release

Nationwide festivities

We had ′em out of their seats

Waving their arms and stomping their feet

Some were just hysterical scenes

The ballad of what could've been

Over and out

Really, it′s been a thrill

I had big ideas, the band were so excited

The kind you'd rather not share over the phone

But now the orchestra′s got us all surrounded

And I cannot for the life of me remember how they go

I just can't for the life of me remember how they go